Findings:

• I fall asleep to be with you
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• you pretend to be the moon
• play dumb
• We are what we pretend to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• asleep
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• fall asleep
• Asleep at the wheel
• My dick fell asleep
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Falling asleep on the toilet
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Since I Fell Asleep
• asleep in Jesus
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Falling asleep in public places
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• You were here when I fell asleep
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• A.Sleep (user)
• fast asleep
• I am asleep
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• A Maid Asleep
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male

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