Findings:

• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Put up or shut up
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Tickling is better than sex
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better than kicking him into next week
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• wake up and find her still there
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• better than Radiohead
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• You aren't better than human
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• For Better or For Worse
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• better than a living will
• find a penny, pick it up
• Smack My Bitch Up
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• The Milford System (or, the Modern Science Fiction Workshop)
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• leave it better than you found it
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• better than half my insides
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Original better than the sequel
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• There's no better mirror than a child
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• better than the best
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• better than 2 (user)
• better than natural
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• for() is better than while()
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Better Than Chocolate
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Things that are better than sex
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better Than Bouillon
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Bitch set me up!
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Better Than Garbo
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• What can be better than that?
• better off with him than here with me
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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