Findings:

• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• your jesus (user)
• Jesus Jones
• The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Jews for Jesus
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• Jesus Christ Superstar
• Jesus Christ
• Jesus
• Jesus loves you
• Jesus College, Oxford
• Jesus Lizard
• Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Jesus H. Christ
• Have you found Jesus?
• Jesus Saves
• Jesus fish
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• What Would Jesus Do?
• The Jesus Movement
• Jesus with long hair
• Jesus Seminar
• Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick
• Jesus: The Movie
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Honest to Jesus
• Personal Jesus
• Jesus is the Reason For the Season
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Chocolate Jesus
• Jesus Freak
• Plastic Jesus
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus at half mast
• Jesus stiff
• Atheist compatible Jesus
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Sweet Jesus
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Getting Jesus
• The Third Jesus (user)
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Sacred Heart of Jesus
• The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
• Jesus wept
• Jesus of Montreal
• Jesus Prayer
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Jesus sightings
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Drinking for Jesus
• The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• The Ballad of Joking Jesus
• Jesus versus Elvis
• Baby Jesus
• The Trial of Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• I get high on Jesus
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Sweet Jesus on a stick!
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Jesus Franco
• Jesus is Bob Hope
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• Jesus was Mexican
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• asleep in Jesus
• Jesus was a black man
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• What did Jesus look like?
• Screaming Purple Jesus
• Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
• Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
• What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
• The Lord Jesus Christ
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Jesus Incident
• Script Kiddies for Jesus
• Jesus Loves Me
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The Jesus Biker
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Eisegesis
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• jesus stick
• East Jesus
• Jesus is cut!
• Disco Jesus (user)
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Piece
• Only Jesus can judge me
• The Jesus Capacitor
• Jesus Nut
• Jesus versus everyone
• Jesus Handle
• Jesus H Christ (user)
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• The wedding feast at Cana
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• J.e.s.u.s (user)
• Lineage of Jesus
• If Jesus were alive today
• Selling Jesus
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• secret sauce of success
• Buddy Jesus
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 6
• The Real Jesus
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• Jesus is all I need
• Society of Jesus
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Purple Jesus
• Jesus Justus
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Jesus Clone
• Jesus was a feminist
• Jesus Day
• Jesus on the Grille
• The Historical Jesus
• Jesus, the Hero
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• The Jesus freak scare
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• Baby Jesus (user)
• Jesus bolt
• Jesus' Son
• Steal Away to Jesus
• Jesus at McDonald's
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• Claymation Jesus (user)
• James Jesus Angleton
• The Jesus Diet
• Jesus People
• Jesus Christs
• cloning Jesus
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Lord thundering Jesus!
• Is Jesus Your Pal?
• Jesus smile
• Jesus aesthetic
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• Flying Jesus
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• Vacuuming Jesus
• Sneaking For Jesus 2001
• Mixmaster Belongim Jesus
• Jesus was a liberal
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Jesus Vs. Achilles
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• jesus t christ (user)
• jesus christ (user)
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Jesus Loves Torque

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