Findings:
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- I should be running in the sunshine
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- stupidity should be painful
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It should not be this complicated
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Why should we be moral?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Children should be seen and not heard
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Farmers' Market
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- What is and what should never be
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- You Should Be Sober
- No threat should be taken lightly
- How Should A Person Be?
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- This node should be filled with renga!
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- This node should be filled with waka!
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Should I be sorry?
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- I should be able to remember your face
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Should I be happy?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Laundry should be free
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Food should not be luminous
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- why you should never be a referee
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Chalant should be a word!
- AI should be our top priority.
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- titles should be approached laterally
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- Why you should not be mean
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- I almost had to wait
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- Best viewed with any browser
- any
- by any means necessary
- Unsafe At Any Speed
- Press any key to continue
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- I'm not drinking any more
- On Any Sunday
- Any Mick'll Do
- Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
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