Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "since my parents can't tell my esophagus from a Kenmore electric, I play it safe and refer to myself by the name of a popular children's breakfast cereal"

• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
• Breakfast cereal
• You can't get there from here
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• pictures of a sculpture since consumed by the elements
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Play for Children with Disabilities
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Sexist games played by teenage boys
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Addressing others by their user names
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Of Parents and Children
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Harmony breakfast cereal
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Banned from Heaven since Birth
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• keep away from children
• Deep Fried Breakfast Cereal
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• keep away from children and poets.
• Letters from children
• The names of my unborn children
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• When things are known by a brand name
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Young Zaphod Plays It Safe
• The limes, I tell myself
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• People referred to by three initials
• Name evolution: from Chinese to Hebrew
• play it by ear
• Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Back By Popular Demand
• A Jared by any other name
• Outside the Circle of Trust: A Guide for Teens Untrusted by Parents
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Call by name
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Bob Barker is a character played by Bob Barker
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• The South (as played by Billy Hodge) Rises Again
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I can't stop torturing myself
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
• Beware: Children At Play
• Overbearing parents = needy children
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Hungry, cold, and hiding from the last of the dying sunlight, the children of an unknown darkness wait.
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• Myths surrounding single parent children
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Clinging: from parents to spouse
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Slipping away from myself
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Wisdom from Popular Music
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• The Breakfast Club
• Big Breakfast
• breakfast pizza
• Part of this balanced breakfast
• Blue Corn Chips, Curly Fries, Eggs and Salsa For Breakfast
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• Mr. Breakfast
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
• Tokyo Breakfast
• Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast
• The Big Breakfast
• Breakfast Recipes
• Breakfast Strips
• breakfast room
• Oatmeal Breakfast Bars
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• South African breakfast paella
• breakfast burrito
• I kiss your eyes. You are breakfast, summer, and streetlamps.
• second breakfast
• Pancakes for Breakfast
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract

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