Findings:

• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• tear (user)
• Tears falling
• Tears for Fears
• Blessing of Tears
• tears
• Blood, Sweat, and Tears
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Tear
• Tears on My Pillow
• Trail of Tears
• More Tears
• Tear gas
• What is this...the trail of tears?
• Like tears in rain
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Shed a Little Tear
• Tears, Idle Tears
• Wall of Tears
• Angel Tears
• The Angel's Tear
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Ship of Tears
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• No More Tears
• How real are these tears?
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• Tears of a Clown
• The Tear Garden
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Script For A Jester's Tear
• Tearing a phone book in half
• dragon's tears
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• On the verge of tears
• Eyes and Tears
• Tear Down the Wall
• Are tears the blood of the soul?
• The Eagle Sheds A Tear
• Size and Tears
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Tears and Laughter
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• In Tears and Rain
• Write it. Tear it up.
• How to create tear gas in your very own home
• tear jerker
• Nor Crystal Tears
• Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
• vale of tears
• Ice Tears (user)
• How to Deal with Tear Gas
• The tears of eros
• weeping quietly and without tears
• Tears Fall in My Heart
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• A Tear and a Smile
• Crocodile tears
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• reindeer tears
• River of Tears
• Flipping through the pages of a tear stained magazine
• Fragile like a falling tear
• Tears of the Black Tiger
• Debt of Tears
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Azrael's Tear
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Tear in Your Hand
• She is the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
• wear and tear
• Tear Me Down
• The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
• Crying With No Tears (user)
• It'll End in Tears
• Tears of Joy
• Do tears not yet spilled wait in small lakes?
• Tears of a Komsomol Girl
• Fallen Tears (user)
• Tears of the Sun
• In this madness
• Anatomy of a tear
• As Tears Go By
• Senorita with a Necklace of Tears
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• Crimson tears
• The quiet tears of a concrete angel
• Blood And Tears
• In tears amid the alien corn
• tears of the tankard
• The Tears
• tear page
• To kill persistent tears, befriend sunlight.
• two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
• A fly landing on my oatmeal is grounds for tears
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Dragon Tears Descending
• The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
• Your tears make me smile
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• tears (user)
• Tears Are Not Enough
• tears, blown and spit
• Tears in rain
• Shore tears
• Tears of a new beginning
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
• your tears; my necklace
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Bloody Tears
• tears on a keyboard
• my heart ripped and full of blood tears and sperm
• full of blood tears and endless pain
• On hearing your voice cracked with tears
• Tear Gas in the Land of Smiles
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Pele's tears
• Eternal Tears of Sorrow
• TEAR HERE (user)

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