Findings:
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Big Bastard (user)
- Winning Oscars by playing characters with disabilities
- It hurts just to watch it go by
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Just being quiet and close
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Being licked to death by kittens
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Big character posters
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Bob Barker is a character played by Bob Barker
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
- Enemy is Another Big
- on being hit by lightning
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- Just enough to give the shadows color
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Accidental death odds
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The Wild Colonials
- bastard
- rat bastard
- High Ping Bastard
- A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
- The Bastard Theory
- bastard sword
- Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
- That yellow bastard
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- Fat Bastard Chardonnay
- Utter Bastard
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Dreamy bastard
- Op:l Bastards
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- One smelting bastard
- Suffering bastard
- bastard child of change
- Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
- tokyo bastard (user)
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Bastard Pool
- Low Ping Bastard
- Bastard Digital Laser Disc
- Spherical bastards
- Rational Bastard (user)
- Bastard!!
- William the Bastard
- Bastard search
- The bastard on the couch
- Furry Bastard (user)
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Voltaire's Bastards
- Old ye bastard (user)
- Hobbes's Bastard (user)
- Dirty Old Bastard
- Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
- Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
- Saint Bastard
- You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
- Beautiful Bastard
- Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
- Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
- An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
- imperfect being (user)
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- being close to another person
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- not sick, just less and less well
- Perils of being too good at your job
- You Are Not Being Fair
- When you are being sacrificed
- The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
- not as good as being there
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Supreme Beings of Leisure
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- being a kid was great
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- at the thought of being close to you..
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
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