Findings:

• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I don't need to be loved by you
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• What it's like to be in love
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• Love at first stab
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• let me be your first upvote
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
• On The Sale By Auction Of Keats' Love Letters
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• The first Jewish female president of the US
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Love at first sight
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• To be in love
• Never be the first to let go
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• This love will be your downfall.
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Love by Night's Fire
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• First Love
• Prez: First Teen President
• Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• love at first kiss
• How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Any song can be a love song
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• begging to be loved
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Hot pursuit
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• I fell in love with her first
• hitomebore
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Modular Presidents
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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