Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• The A-hole who dropped the N-bomb
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Dead links in writeups
• Type A blood
• At the drop of a hat
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Throw your hat into the ring
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• The man who can fix anything
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Who can know it?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can I wake you up?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• throw up
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Men Who Dig Up History
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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