Findings:

• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• you can't love him anymore.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• They Came To America
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• South America
• North America
• The Mall of America
• America Online
• Unicycling Society of America
• United States of America
• Recording Industry Association of America
• Reformed Church of America
• One Lap of America
• Boy Scouts of America
• BBC America
• Americas
• Partnership for a Drug-Free America
• British North America Act
• Confederate States of America
• America First
• America, Land of the Lawsuit
• Sega of America
• Cal Thomas on "America as a Christian Nation"
• The corporate America version of a pet
• America's Heartland
• America
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• The Presidents of the United States of America
• Middle America
• Miss America
• Corrections Corporation of America
• The Constitution of the United States of America
• No Hands Across America
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• Trim America's budget
• Aggression in America
• America's Funniest Home Videos
• God Bless America
• Lynching in America
• I Hear America Singing
• The Social Sources of Denominationalism in America
• The appeal of communism in America
• the iMacization of America
• America the Beautiful
• Great America Amusement Park
• The education of America's children
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Bono on America
• The Myth of America
• Trout Fishing in America
• America is not a country
• Little America
• Captain America
• Latin America
• The Mystery of Monster Mountain (and Captain America)
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Most Dangerous Jobs in America
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• America is currently reliving the 1950's. Do not adjust your set.
• Outside it's America
• Hands Across America
• Teachers in America
• Angels In America
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Birds of America
• Avenue of the Americas
• Dozenal Society of America
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• Capitals of the Confederate States of America
• Sex, Violence, America
• Contract With America
• Sexiest Bachelor in America Pageant
• The New America
• My life as a slave to consumer America
• America East Conference
• Trans America Athletic Conference
• Colonization of America
• Reformed Druids of North America
• Kids In America
• On Shifting Power in North America During the Colonial Era
• Democracy in America
• Culinary Institute of America
• Radio Free America
• Correspondence Chess League of America
• Only in America
• Justice Society of America
• If America Should Go Communist
• British trademark Santa Claus, America says "whatever"
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• How to fix art in America
• next to of course god america i
• Diminishing Freedom in America
• United Deejays for Central America
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Depertment of They
• The Queen of America
• America's Dumbest Criminals
• End of America
• Holland America
• Summit of the Americas
• We need more America
• Board Gamers Association of America
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 1
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 2
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 3
• Free Trade Area of the Americas
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• The Most Photographed Barn in America
• Council of the Americas
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• America is too big
• America's Best Comics
• Celtics in America
• Tintin in America
• homogenization of America
• To America with Love: Letters From The Underground
• Romance Writers of America
• Fencing: A look at a decidedly non-mainstream sport in America
• 1886 Professional Criminals of America
• Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America
• Modifying the Education in America
• Creationism in America
• United States of North America
• America West Airlines
• SS America
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Buddha Bless America
• Phone Losers of America
• Prayer for America
• The United States of America
• America: A Tribute to Heroes
• America's New War
• The freedom to express dissent in America
• America Through the Spectacles of an Oriental Diplomat Chapter 1
• America's National Game
• Nicaragua v. United States of America
• National Geographic's 50 Places of a Lifetime - America
• The melting of America
• Ten Point Plan to Save America
• Elvis Ate America
• Six Flags America
• Attack America
• America's Stonehenge
• Telling Lies in America
• Community service in upper-middle class America
• How America was mapped
• Sports culture in America
• Panda porn: America's new shame
• North American Recipes
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• Life in Colonial North America

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