Findings:

• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The owls are not what they seem
• There are times when they seem to be right
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• Not what they seem (category)
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• seem
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• It seems easier
• Is this really what it seems?
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• this seems less than fair
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• It seems like the right thing to do
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Further Seems Forever
• I seem to be a verb
• It may seem cruel, this joy I take
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Puberty seems to depress young women
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I seem to recognize your face
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Seems Uncertain
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The bar, at least, seems real
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Nothing seems real until it touches you
• it all seems worth it
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• seems like yesterday, seems like forever
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• Let be be finale of seem
• We Are at an Impasse, it Seems
• Seems so real
• the very houses seem asleep
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They killed our Lord
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Of course, they were wrong
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• play dumb
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Live
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was into them after they were hip
• But what are they really thinking?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They always jump off the east side
• First They Came
• They Flee From Me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They moved like a river
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Ground rush
• Things they should teach in school
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They mass produce plastic women
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I know they are watching me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't understand my tea
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They don't know what they're missing
• The Harder They Come
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Now you do what they told ya
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Prilosec
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• They must have faces
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They asked me to write a letter
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?

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