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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• She Will Have Her Way
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Her smile, thinking about you
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Before Thinking
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Each month I love in her own way
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Life gets in the way of words
• Get a rise out of someone
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How to escape domestic violence
• My new way to get there
• Ways to get random numbers
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Getting rid of start menu items
• I hope I die before I get old
• The easiest way to get a job
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Can't get you out of my head
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• If only I could get into her head
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Get Out
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Why can't I get over her
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• thinking about her
• Hannah and Her Sisters
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Her way to the top
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• November on her way to winter
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• the way she wears her weary
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• The Introverted Thinker hurts her sister
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• thinking out loud
• Catwoman: Her Sister's Keeper
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get out the crying towel
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Get rich quick
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get out of Hell free card
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Gotta get out
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Get out of jail free card
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• I told you I love you, now get out
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Need to get out more
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• Getting water out of a cactus
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• get out the vote
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• i have to get out
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• How to get more out of Psi
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Get everyone out
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Get the Led Out
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• I hope I get old before I die.

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