Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "to make way for an intergalactic bypass - ask Alanis Morissette whether this is ironic or not"

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Alanis Morissette
• Alanis Morissette Lyrics Generator
• Trent Reznor in a duet with Alanis Morissette
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• This is the way we make meaning of the past
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• make or break
• Our way or the highway
• 50 Ways to Make a Muffin
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• When or Not, Make it Great
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Taking your fiance's last name
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• any way, shape or form
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• are you helping? or are you in the way?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Make Way for Ducklings
• alanis (user)
• ask
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.

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