Findings:

• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Lick me where I bleed
• The hours bleed.
• base bleed
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• let you fall, watched you bleed
• bleed mount
• How To Make Your Nose Bleed
• Bleed American
• Never let them see you bleed
• Only women bleed
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I Bleed Black
• Bleed the monkey
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• How to bleed a horse
• If you prick us, do we not bleed?
• bleed (user)
• Let It Bleed
• If it bleeds, it leads
• rice paper bees bleed to wet sugar at the whim of the rain
• Bleed Like Me
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Bleed to Love Her
• as we bleed through your sheets
• Bleed a little.
• couch potato
• couch
• Couched
• Couch grass
• The boy on the couch
• velvet couch
• couch fishing
• couch fucking
• couch with Anna
• mouse in the couch
• couch (user)
• Couch Rioting
• casting couch
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• couch surfing
• Couch Records
• The bastard on the couch
• Sleeping on the couches of Gotham
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Blue couch
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• deny couches (user)
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• The Guy on the Couch
• fainting couch
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time

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