Findings:
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- up his own arse
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Fold Me Up
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- The Man Who Folded Himself
- best users (usergroup)
- Best viewed with any browser
- Best Buy
- best
- Best Of, Volume 1
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- At least you tried your best
- Best way to a man's heart
- best boy
- on my best days
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Best Brains
- the best things in life are free
- Hope for the best
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- best interest
- Falling in love with your best friend
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- What Germans do best
- Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
- Some of my best friends are
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- grind up the loins
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- sometimes a lie is the best thing
- Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- The best time of day to node for maximum XP
- Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
- Best Time
- The best line I ever used
- The best thing since sliced bread
- How to find your new best friend
- best buddies
- Best Customer
- My best friend, Josh
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best Actor
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- How do we find the very best clock?
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Sex with your best friend
- Honest people are the best liars.
- best bit
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- The best comeback ever
- Best of the Best (user)
- Seattle's Best Coffee
- The Best Meal in Beijing
- best glide
- Worst of the Best
- A Boy's Best Friend
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- Best of Jools Holland
- Memory is best served when chilled
- The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- within this robot, your best poetry
- America's Best Comics
- Best Death Ever
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Best in Show
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- the best damned story ever written
- Brainy people make the best friends
- The last (and best) day of high school
- The 70's Are Best Forgotten
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- The Best and the Brightest
- Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Moms make the best lunches
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- The best women's room in the Boston area
- Hunger is the best spice
- Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
- Best of Breed
- My gay best friend
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- The Best Scones
- The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
- best (user)
- best man's speech
- best man
- Baltimore has the best storms
- Best college admission essays
- Best friends, for awhile
- The Best of James
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- The best conversations take place in bed
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