Findings:

• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Turn not towards me
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Run and turn into butter
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• How to turn any number into a 9
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Turn anything into a sound file
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• words hiss into me
• Watermelon hookah
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• the night absolutely into me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• The smoke turned into rain
• I, Insomniac
• Insomniac (user)
• The Insomniac
• Insomniac, I Tried
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• whisper into the graveyard
• My body falling into stars
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• run into the ground
• wander off into otherness
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• Falling Into Infinity
• jump off into never-never land
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• take into account
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• Into My Arms
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• seal clubbing
• I was into them after they were hip
• vanish into thin air
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How to avoid a car accident
• all that is solid melts into air
• Pathways Into Darkness
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I will stare into this box
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Try not to look into my eyes
• pushing farther into the west
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Deeper Into The Mountains
• Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Lean into the Coma
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• A study on male behavior in public restrooms
• Into Open Sky
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Into the Mystic
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Falling into a Black Hole
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• When I turned round...
• Into The Sun
• threads of perfect woven into a man
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• A Descent into the Maelström
• A Descent into the Maelström - continued
• Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Flying into the sun
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• I Look Into My Glass
• Giant foetus stumbles into legislature
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Into Thin Air
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Into the Wild
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Loading the ELIZA engine built into emacs
• Swimming pool injury
• Don't slip into depression
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• I bite into a persimmon

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