Findings:

• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You mean the me that you would be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Be gentle with me
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• You've got to be kidding me
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The man who refused to be King
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If you would be so kind
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• A whimper would be fine
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• Just to see what it would be like
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If your wish be to close me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• That Would Be Enough
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Look siad me Be like me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• let me be your first upvote
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• If you would be seated
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The best kind of bartender
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Mind without body
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• far be it from me
• OBAFGKM
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• Let me be your fantasy
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• That I Would Be Good
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it would be hilarious if only
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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