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When the shit hits the fan
Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
I love it when a plan comes together
when
When You Come
speak only when spoken to
Crying when you go to the bathroom
When lovely woman stoops to folly
When I said yes
I look better when I am wet
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
I walk around when I'm high
One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
When I Die
When having sex in Poland
When having sex in Germany
When having sex in ancient Rome
When having sex in Binary
Time flies when you're having fun
When silence reads tension
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
When I first met you
What I wrote when I was missing David
when your snoring began
I just don't know when to quit.
When Harry Met Sally
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
When The Pawn...
When's your birthday?
A poem I wrote when I was 5
When The Tigers Broke Free
You know you are addicted to Everything when
This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
What happens when we die?
Strangers when we meet
When I was your age
When The Levee Breaks
When I have female children
Times when you MUST have a smoke
When I'm Sixty-Four
Things to remember when buying new underwear
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
When in doubt, get horizontal
When pigs fly
The truth and who I am when I look at it
i like my body when it is with your
When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
When you grow up, your heart dies
Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
When We Were Kings
The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
When am I an adult?
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
when the wind is blowing just right
When Prophecy Fails
What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
When it's raining
When I Read the Book
Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
What to do when your car breaks down
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
When Animals Attack
You know you've been hacking too long when
When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
When we have reached the end of time and light
For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
When will the internet eradicate paper?
Back when grunge was still cool
It only hurts when I breathe
When life gives you lemons make lemonade
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
When you cut yourself shaving
When I Heard at the Close of Day
When you wake up feeling old
When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
when we were children
Silly things we believe when we're kids
What I left when I left you
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
When I Touch You
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
Things men want when they're drunk
When Trumpets Fade
When life gives you lemons
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
When boomboxes came with little internal mics
When you work at a supermarket
When the log rolls over we will all be dead
Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
When You Are Old
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
When it all comes together
When to Shake
When you're dead, you're dead
When Raves Attack!
When cats rub you
When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
When You Wish Upon a Star
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
When your mind races, who wins?
Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
When your presents give me hives
You know you've done psychedelic drugs
Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
That great feeling when the dice go your way
The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
Things to do when technology gets here
when you were words
When good code goes bad
How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
When not to break up with your girlfriend
Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
When I get like this
Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
When things are known by a brand name
when people become strangers
When Your Heartstrings Break
When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
When writers use Latin
Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
When you are smart, nothing is true
How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
when my father cries
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
when fake deaf guys attack
When you are being sacrificed
When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
When is it best to take crack cocaine?
Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
I know when the world will end
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
There was a time when I was a better person
I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
When and Why
Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
When you're alone
When it rains, it pours
Women want me when I'm taken
When to talk about religion
Scientist hits head on curb joke
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?

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