Findings:

• I walk around when I'm high
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You're never around when I need you
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• You're like a brother to me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• You're not the boss of me
• her arms around me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• listen()
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Somebody once asked me...
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
• When your presents give me hives
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• If you're hungry, blame me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Somebody Loves Me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Somebody else's broken stairs
• Somebody else's sky
• Somebody else's dick
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Somebody Else's Problem
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• All around me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm glad you're here.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When I'm at my computer.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• Notice Me, I'm Here

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