Findings:
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Here her lesser words were freed to tumble
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- Only her big toes were painted
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The Madame Retrieves That Which is Hers
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- If the real world were like the internet
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- an alternate universe in which fish are real
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- It hurt when we were pruned
- If Wishes Were Horses
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- We're all guinea pigs
- We were never really friends
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- When We Were Kings
- We're the Replacements
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- If Jesus were alive today
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- When we were liars things were seamless
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- We're shifting the paradigm
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- If I were
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- As if either one of us were happy
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- The Ten Who Were Taken
- When you were my baby
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- When were the gospels written?
- Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Or were they chords of sun?
- You were here when I fell asleep
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- When We Were Orphans
- Fossils were put there by God
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- You Were on My Mind
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- Those were the days
- "We're With Ditka"
- RFC 602
- Even if we're not together
- We're all doing just fine
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- I was into them after they were hip
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- when you were words
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- I wish I were close
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- If This Were a Movie
- November 4, 1995
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- If I Were a Rich Man
- We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- If Linux distributions were Airlines
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- They Were Eleven
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- We were tripping
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- When We Were Very Young
- It's a jailbreak; we're free.
- If the Current Were to Call
- We're Only In It For The Money
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- Wish You Were Here
- Once Were Warriors
- We're in this Together
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Were
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Let's pretend we're married
- We were supposed to fall
- We're trying to have a baby
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Behave as if there were a God
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- We're waiting for you to die
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- when we were children
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- I'd elope if I were you
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- why we were chosen
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- If All the World Were Paper
- Fear Her
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- You were my plans tonight
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- The place where you were undone
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Of course, they were wrong
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- In the long run, we're all dead
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- this is it, we're going to die
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- the words were enough
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