Findings:

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• play dumb
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People don't flail when they die
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• cat haters
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who wear camo
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• telling people what they don't need to know
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who don't read
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Capitalize, please
• Who wears the pants
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• People want what they cannot have
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The bored who complain
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Don't Want Me
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They don't touch me the same way
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The rules of pool are not selective
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who use Windows
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• These are not my pants!
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Indigenous people don't exist
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't believe in people
• They don't know what they're missing
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Taking things at surface value
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Ground rush
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Things you give people that they keep
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• These people are not your friends
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Rape committed by women
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't encourage people to read
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why I don't wear cologne
• They don't know what I've done
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Know your pets
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Dead links in writeups
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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