Findings:
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- Who what when where why & how
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How to herd people in public
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- 206
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- You, standing
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- An American in Tours
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Girl gangstas
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- self control
- controlled not gate
- controlled controlled not gate
- Radio Controlled Cars
- Controlled Substance Analogue Enforcement Act of 1986
- Yurgos interviews Controlled Bleeding
- Controlled flight into terrain
- Iron Bitch controlled
- The homunculus problem
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- how to make a mess
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
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