Findings:

• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• we who are about to die salute you
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• People who carp about their jobs
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• The best kind of bartender
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The man who refused to be King
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• That would be me
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• eternity would be boring
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• The bored who complain
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Chant and be Happy
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• play dumb
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Who Will Be There
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Should I be happy?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A whimper would be fine
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves

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