Findings:

• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They don't touch me the same way
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I like my breasts the way they are
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They killed our Lord
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Of course, they were wrong
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• play dumb
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Live
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was into them after they were hip
• But what are they really thinking?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They always jump off the east side
• The owls are not what they seem
• First They Came
• They Flee From Me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They moved like a river
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Ground rush
• Things they should teach in school
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They mass produce plastic women
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I know they are watching me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't understand my tea
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They don't know what they're missing
• The Harder They Come
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Now you do what they told ya
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Prilosec
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• They must have faces
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They asked me to write a letter
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• And They Believed Me!
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They want me for a focus group!
• They just kind of went away
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They're drugs, they change you
• They said no
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They hum like angels
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• People want what they cannot have
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• Live Era '87-'93
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Things you give people that they keep
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They think I'm a god
• They had been expecting me
• that lump they call your brain
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Things They Carried
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• They Were Eleven
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Rape committed by women
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• How They Came to Bunbury
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• You stole what they would have given you
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Kids that age think they know it all
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• They Love Each Other
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They Have a Word for It

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