Findings:

• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Why Can't This Be Love
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• we can't all be rock stars
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Realistically, it's probably a good thing that usually nobody's listening and nobody cares.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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