Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't Be Afraid
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• you have to be kidding
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't Be Evil
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Baptist jokes
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• you have to be close to catch it
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Be My God
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I don't want to be successful
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Your god might be evil....
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• More to be pitied than scolded
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't have a television set
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• play dumb
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I don't want to be alone
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If God was willing to let it be
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• To God Be the Glory
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• What can be better than that?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Rebeca Martinez
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You Shall Be as Gods
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• gods we may be
• God must be deaf
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• God must be living in the sea.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• painting stars that have come to be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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