Findings:

• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• November 4, 1995
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When we were little kids, running
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• It hurt when we were pruned
• When Things Were Rotten
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• when we were children
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• When We Were Very Young
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When you were my baby
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• When We Were Mud
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Fossils were put there by God
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You were here when I fell asleep
• RFC 602
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• When we were liars things were seamless
• When We Were Orphans
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When We Were Kings
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• when you were words
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• We're shifting the paradigm
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If I Were a Rich Man
• the words were enough
• Those were the days
• You Were on My Mind
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• We're all doing just fine
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• We're all guinea pigs
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Once Were Warriors
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We were supposed to fall
• why we were chosen
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We're waiting for you to die
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• If I were
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• In the long run, we're all dead
• If the Current Were to Call
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• We're trying to have a baby
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• If All the World Were Paper
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Were
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• If This Were a Movie
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I wish I were close
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• They Were Eleven
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• You were my plans tonight
• Wish You Were Here
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Memory is best served when chilled
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• If my life were an arcade game
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Of course, they were wrong
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Behave as if there were a God
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Would you know if you were insane?
• "We're With Ditka"
• We were never really friends
• I'd elope if I were you
• Even if we're not together
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I was into them after they were hip
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We're, Where, Were
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• this is it, we're going to die
• The place where you were undone
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• As if either one of us were happy
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We're the Replacements

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