Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "your shit might be fucked, but that's not going to stop you from preaching"

• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• not running from, but going to
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• They Might Be Giants
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Your dog might be evil...
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• How it's Going to Be
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It's going to be fine
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Hot pursuit
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Beware! This might be reality!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• only then will we be safe from each other
• everything is going to be alright
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Good from far, but far from good
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• You might be a Mormon
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• I Might Be Wrong
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• You might be a Washingtonian
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• but you wanna be bad
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• might be burned in at this point
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Fuck them all but the six
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You might be a Michigander
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Adam fell that men might be
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• you just might be evil
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Your god might be evil....
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• far be it from me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You might be a '90s kid if
• You might be a moogle...

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