Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• there will be a last
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I will be light
• They will not be named!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Someday, I will be strong
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I will always be in the details
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• There Will Be Blood
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• There will be time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Who Will Be There
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Luke be a Jedi tonight
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• My RPG will be a work of art
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be your young sinner
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Surgeons must be very careful
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The end will be a sellout
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will be in my trailer!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There will be no more stories to read
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Even the dead will not be safe

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