Findings:
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- How do you make a life matter?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- good things come to those who wait
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- reality has a well known liberal bias
- The siren has the voice of a child
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- You, standing
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- who has the demon?
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Good fiction has a price
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- Those who can't do, teach
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Reality has nothing to do with money
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- thought has become irritatingly symphonic
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- He who has ears, let him hear
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- How to find something which has been lost
- Giving a cat oral medication
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- because I am only half of what you need
- How to write about colors?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- I need a writeup about peonies
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- What Do We Do About Moscow?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- People who carp about their jobs
- What I do not understand about rural resentment
- This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- One good thing about gangs
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- I need a writeup about ponies
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- How about NO
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Conventional views about human cloning
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- I am sorry about the wings
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- thoughts about a blue wall
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
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