Findings:

• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I was told you were very pretty
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• I was into them after they were hip
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I was very, very drunk
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• November 4, 1995
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Even if we're not together
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• you were an angel and i was an angel
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• Even the moon was wrong
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• legally drunk
• get drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Drunk in Manhattan
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• modern drunk (user)
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• My first drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• drunk and disorderly
• drunk mistakes
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• being drunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I still don't even know you

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