Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• 2000 Years of Radio
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• The future is now, baby (e2poll)
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Beanie Baby
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Be Here Now
• Thirty Years in a Well
• In the Year 2000...
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• From conception to birth: stages of fetal growth for the human baby
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• Perfect From Now On
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• far be it from me
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Always Be My Baby
• It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Greatest band of year 2000 : The Beatles
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Come. And be my baby
• Letter to baby, from mama
• Where do babies come from?
• Jello Biafra's Platform for Year 2000 Green Party
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• stealing candy from babies
• Using baby oil to lubricate your skin before shaving
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• well, I'll be jiggered
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• The year 2000
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It must be New Years Eve again
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• All will be well again in time
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• A View from the Year 3000
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• In the year 2000
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Atomic Moog 2000
• Pinball 2000
• Fantasia 2000
• January 21, 2000
• Jubilee 2000
• February 19, 2000
• MOSAIC 2000
• Dream Log: January 3, 2000
• January 5, 2000
• January 6, 2000
• Dream Log: January 5, 2000
• Dream Log: January 7, 2000
• January 13, 2000
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• Dream Log: January 11, 2000
• poetry log: January 12, 2000
• January 14, 2000
• Dream Log: January 12, 2000
• Dream Log: January 13, 2000
• January 15, 2000
• January 16, 2000
• January 17, 2000
• October 12, 2000

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