Findings:

• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The next life will be better
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• Boys will be boys
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• there will be a last
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Should you choose to accept this WILL...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Carl Everett
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Marks which will never be broken
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You will be assimilated
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Someday, I will be strong
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The revolution will not be televised
• It will be good when I am leader
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• the world will be remade in our image
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will always be weird inside
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• There will never be another you
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• What life after death will really be like
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Squids will be Squids
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This love will be your downfall.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Will I cease to be
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The end will be a sellout
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• all the cute guys will be there
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Will I be given that chance?
• There Will Be Blood
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• Everything will be alright
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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