Findings:
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- What Everything does better than anything else
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Treatment of corporations
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Be something... be anything other than this
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Are we better than everything else?
- why I think I can't do anything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Rebeca Martinez
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- What can be better than that?
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Just to see what it would be like
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- That would be me
- I never thought it would be like this
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- play dumb
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- I must die or be better
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- it would be hilarious if only
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Where would America be without Canada?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- eternity would be boring
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A whimper would be fine
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Mind without body
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- It's not supposed to be anything
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- It is better to be thought a fool
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- The best kind of bartender
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Beggars can't be choosers
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- That I Would Be Good
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- The next life will be better
- Why Can't This Be Love
- I can't say anything to you.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
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