Findings:
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I was into them after they were hip
- What was left after the party
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- Cybersex before it was cool
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Why Socrates was really executed
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Kilroy was here
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- That Was The Week That Was
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- the seven hills of Rome
- was
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was searching glass
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Lando was supposed to die
- That Was Then, This is Now
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- being a kid was great
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- Jesus was a black man
- if music were a woman
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- wa (user)
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Now it was personal
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Man was created in God's image
- 'T was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- There was once a Man
- God was created in man's image
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- It was you, Atthis
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- I was going to marry Marty
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I was a homeless bum
- I was promised flying cars
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Leather-bound organizer
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Jesus was Mexican
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- It was more than perfect understanding
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- There was an old lady
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- Was I born to play?
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Her name was Natalie
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- wa
- The Walrus was Paul
- Descartes was wrong
- No shit, there I was
- Was (Not Was)
- Music was better in the old days
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Trompe
- That was a joke, son.
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- The day I realized what being alive was
- When I was your age
- It was all God's fault
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- It was not a dream
- The world was designed for giant squid
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I was looking for you
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Concrete, Washington
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- What was the question?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- I was never any good at maths at school
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
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