Findings:

• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• It will be good when I am leader
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• When I am an old woman
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Stoners will smoke anything
• Make me one with everything
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I look better when I am wet
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Am I happy?
• why am i me, and you're you?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Happy When It Rains
• simple answers make me insane
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
• When I am King
• lord help me, for i am weak
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• doesn't look like anything to me
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Society made me what I am
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am blind when I want to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Since when am I a size 6?
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When am I an adult?
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I am happy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Since when did you respect anything?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Ask Me Anything
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• you make me think of death
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• What makes me beautiful
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• One word that will make others laugh
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I will make you stronger
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Death makes me tired
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When I am stronger than now
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am so fucking happy
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I am not expecting anything
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Human beings will believe anything
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You people will trash anything.
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People will steal anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• I can make a bong out of anything
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• we will become a happy ending
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• When I am an old man

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