Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• no shit, there we were
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• If there were no birds
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• There are no transitional fossils
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• If Jesus were alive today
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There's no there there
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• you had to be there
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• there's no accounting for taste
• Do or do not, there is no try
• No hot dog buns
• There is no deal with the demon
• There's no point unless you make one
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• There are no sleep in can
• There is no c in Rishi
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Dog Heaven
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• Jesus is no longer made of cheese
• There is no camel in this scene
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Without religion, there is no God
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There is no real me
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There is no Cabal
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• There Is No Art
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There is no such thing as society
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Allah Had No Son
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Into heaven sideways
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• I was into them after they were hip
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• There is no spoon
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• That dog is of no use to you
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• There are no facts
• There are no good contraceptives
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• There are no stars any more
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There's no better mirror than a child
• There Is No Rose
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There are no seasons in California
• There's no such thing as normal
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There is no midterm in this class
• There are no male cows, moron
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There is no you
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There's no replacement for displacement
• There is no postgame
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no there there
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There is no normality
• There is no time paradox
• there is no existing mythology
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I Had No Right
• No dogs (user)
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• When I was young Time had no wings
• They Had No Poet
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My mistress had a little dog
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• If there is a heaven, she is there.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• No Jesus, No Peace
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• There is no god but God
• No shit, there I was
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• You, there! Come into the light!
• There is no friend anywhere
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is no "One", either
• Like there's no tomorrow
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• There Is No Natural Religion
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There is no right answer
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There are no three letter .coms left
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is no happy ending
• There is no suck, only blow
• All Dogs Go To Heaven

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