Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• No matter who plays it
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Will it play in Peoria?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Just give him the damned fish
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• To Him Who Waits
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• It will never be just you
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• People who don't smoke will never die
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Nobody Will Play the Grand Piano
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• And then I will just slip away
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• people who need people are just people who need people
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Musicians who played Birdland
• i just want to know who i am
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Who Will Be There
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• one thing just tears him down
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• him will I blot out of my book
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• the stars were falling just for him
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• Language of the dead
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• We can rebuild him
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• There is none like unto Him
• Better than kicking him into next week
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.

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