Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Any gathering of more than three programmers in Silicon Valley can be considered a job-fair."

• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The Library Book
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• What can be better than that?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• old books can tell more than one story
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• There need to be more powers
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Knowledge can never be certain
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Can we still be friends?
• play dumb
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• murder can be fun
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• There will be no more stories to read
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• No one can be totally logical
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• There can be only one
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Why procrastination can be productive
• University students can be really stupid
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• We Can Be Together
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• We can be heroes
• As any fool can plainly see
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Rebeca Martinez
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• No one can be in two places at once
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Any house can become a prison
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Exes can be good things
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be something... be anything other than this
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Valour can be brown
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• TV can be a good thing
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Children can be cruel
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It can be cold in the dark
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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