Findings:

• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The Wild Colonials
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Chased by bears
• Accidental death odds
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• on being hit by lightning
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• mauled by a cougar
• Brexit, Pursued by a Bear (e2poll)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It sucks not being a bear.
• Avoid fancy words
• Avoid the Noid
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Avoid contact with the eyes.
• How to avoid tomorrow
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How to avoid jury duty
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Practical reasons to avoid black cats
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Yogi Bear
• Fred Bear
• Bears
• Gummy bears
• Smokey the Bear
• Smokey the Bear Sutra
• Teddy bear
• Greg Bear
• right to bear arms
• Polar bear
• Paddington Bear
• Chicago Bears
• Jack the Bear
• Grizzly Bear
• Go Bears!
• right to keep and bear arms
• Fozzie bear
• drop bear
• water bear
• Fozzy Bear
• The Bear and the Two Travelers
• Baby Bear
• The Hair Bear Bunch
• The Heavy Bear
• Gummi bears
• The Lion, the Bear, and the Fox
• bear raid
• Bear Hugging a Tree
• Clan of the Cave Bear
• cookie bear
• Grin and bear it
• bear rug
• Adventures of the Gummi Bears
• The Bear FAQ
• bear market
• Brown Bear
• Panda Bear
• da bear(s) (user)
• American black bear
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Bear Bryant
• Rupert Bear
• bear attack
• Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
• the one about the teddy bears
• Dire Maul
• Muddy Bears
• Songs For Polar Bears
• Lord Bear (user)
• masturbating bear
• Bull vs. bear market
• The Bear and the Dragon
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• bears (user)
• Golden Bears
• The few slogans I bear
• Camping in bear country
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• Friend Bear
• Sylvie and Bruno: A Jester and a Bear
• bi-polar bear
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Ye Olde White Bear
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Bear Love
• bear protection suit
• blue-eyed polar bear
• The Bear Song
• story of the bear and the rabbit
• Sugar Bear
• The Bear's Head
• The first bear I ever saw
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Big Bear
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Keesh the Bear Hunter
• bear bag
• Our Share of Night to Bear
• Smarter than the average bear
• The Dragon and the Bear
• bear's cage
• william bear (user)
• Bear Trap (user)
• The right to bear arms
• bear market rally
• Waltzing with Bears
• Dirty Golden Bear
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Bear Boxing
• Berenstain Bears
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Waltzing with Nathan, the invisible bear
• sun bear
• Tu-95 Bear

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