Findings:
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How Do You Want Me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do souls travel?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- I like you; do you like me?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How do you make God laugh?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- How Do I Love?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- What you do to me
- Know How, Can Do
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- You Do Something To Me
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- How Do I Live
- How do you pee in space?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you love your ass?
- Do you like me?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- How to do a mouseover
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How fish reproduce
- How do you know it's real?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How do you get there?
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- tumble turn
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Why Do You Love Me?
- How do you know that name?
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- How Do You Sleep?
- Do you know me?
- Do you think it's me?
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- You, standing
- How long do babies sleep?
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- How do ya like them apples?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- How much money do you make?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How Do I Love Thee?
- How do you do?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you remember things?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you write like that?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- The Devil made me do it
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- How do vampires shave?
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- How do you become a geek?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Doing laundry
- What Do I Do With Me
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How do you hear the water?
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- they carry but they do not understand
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The full moon made me do it
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- How do you make a life matter?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
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