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• Food that tastes like roses
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Experience tells me not to try
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• To me, cigarettes are food
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Taste me, taste me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• let's try me (user)
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Experience has made me bitter
• doesn't look like anything to me
• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• I like you; do you like me?
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• want me like time
• It Hurts Me Too
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• He brings me books like flowers
• Tastes like chicken
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• You taste like salt and sunshine
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• me too (user)
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Walk Like Me
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• unfinished (like me)
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• like you love me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Me too
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Tell me more
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• College sucked for me too
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Hot Dog is King Food for Next Decade
• My Company Likes Me
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You're like a brother to me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Bleed Like Me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• treat me like your sex doll
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Too many mes
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "me too" product
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• A taste like copper
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• You like me, you really like me!
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Black Like Me
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I've Gotta Be Me
• A Doll Like Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• It tastes like burning
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Boredom Tastes Like Chocolate
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Loves me like a bottle
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Look siad me Be like me
• Do you like me?
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dead Like Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Republican Like Me
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• white chocolate tastes like easter
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Women only like me for my mind
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Valium tastes like home
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Broken like me
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone

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