Findings:
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I DON'T quit
- you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- ahead
- Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
- I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- ahead of the game
- ahead of the curve
- look ahead
- Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
- In the Baggage Coach Ahead
- Just go ahead
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
- go ahead I'll listen (user)
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Go ahead, throw your vote away
- go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
- Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- Full steam ahead
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- climbing a hill only to see a vast and unfamiliar landscape ahead
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't shit where you eat
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- I don't see like you
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't feed the bears
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't read song analyses
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Old video games don't die
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