Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't ask don't tell
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How Pac-Man got his name
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I will ask them all their dreams
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How do ya like them apples?
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- That's Just How He Was
- He taught me how to smoke
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How to use chopsticks
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I don't know how to smile
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- He don't know
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- don't let them scare you
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Don't ask
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How the American flag got raped
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
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