Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't You Dare
• Don't give up your day job
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I don't think the sun was up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't mess with Texas
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't wait up for me
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Mess up
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Dare
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Truth or Dare
• D.A.R.E.
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• Do I dare disturb the universe?
• Dan Dare
• Dickery Dickery Dare
• The sacred speech dare
• Double Dare
• Where Eagles Dare
• Dare to Dream
• dollar dare
• The Love that Dares to Speak Its Name
• passion not dared
• Dare I eat a mango
• Dare you see a soul at the white heat?
• Virginia Dare
• The flight I dared to take
• dare (user)
• Roulette Dares (user)
• Dare to Believe
• Tim Dare (user)
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• I Dare You (user)
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Dares the Phrygian
• if you dare
• dare davil (user)
• romantic dares
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Things I never dare say
• Wooing the bride and kissing her passionately to win a dare
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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