Findings:

• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• We have learned our lessons well
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Movies that should have been books first
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• the dreams that should have died
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Why you should learn self-defense
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I should have danced with you
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• What I have learned from being fired
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• consoles should have trackballs
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• a dozen books I should have read you
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Tools everyone should have
• Why children should learn martial arts
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Avoid the Noid
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Call by reference
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• integration by parts
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• paid by the word
• Leadership by Example
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Connection reset by peer
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• "A Story," by Everythingians

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