Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "For a moment I was secretly embarrassed to be a member of the Jewish community"

• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• That was the moment
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If God was willing to let it be
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• The Medieval Jewish Community of Buda
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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