Findings:

• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• fuck around and find out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Fuck me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Where you can't find me
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Find an out
• Fuck me till I fart
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Fuck me boots
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• You'll Find Me
• i need your grace to remind me to find my own
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• fuck me and marry me young
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• A metaphor for sex
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• stir me out of my dream
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• find me
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• Fuck me harder
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• fuck you pay me
• Trouble Will Find Me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• find
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Find in a hallway
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Find the way home
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Find Many Cows
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• How to find your new best friend
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I can't find the any key
• I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Seek And You Shall Find
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• let love find you
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• How to find a street address
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• We find ourselves in sex
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Find someone who...
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• you're never anywhere i find you
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• her eyes can't find you at first
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• Evil finds a way.
• No peace I find
• Whenever I receive praise, I find my mistakes
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again

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