Findings:
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- We're Never Prepared For Snow
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Memories that never were
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- If the real world were like the internet
- I never saw him again
- and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- It's never him
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- There is none like unto Him
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- love like you've never been hurt
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- Never look like you're staring
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- the trains were never for you.
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Things never were what they used to be
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- With him it was always like
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- the stars were falling just for him
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- I never thought it would be like this
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- These lions were not like normal lions.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- We were never really friends
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- In all that you never were
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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