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• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Could I Have Been?
• He's been places they have not.
• And All That Could Have Been
• I could have been Canadian
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It could have been me
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I could have been one of a two
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• AES may have been broken
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• What Might Have Been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
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• The path we have been walking
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I may or may not have been naked
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Movies that should have been books first
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• You, standing
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have just been shot
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Have you been a dad today?
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Names have been changed
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• General sexuality newsgroup
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• About the things you could not show her
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• What have you been smoking?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I know I have been dreaming
• I have more stories about trains for you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have always been burning
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• you would have been
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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